Hi, Tumblr.
I’m living at my best friends house for the next week or so,
which means I will only have time to post..when he’s at work and between my league games.

Also, Trevor dyed his hair white-blond.
It’s one of the most amazing things to ever happen to the world.
Just sayin’.

I see no problem going out in public dressed as a Mermaid.

Yeah. I went to the store dressed as a mermaid.
No fucks are ever given.

I woke up, jogged a few miles,
came home, washed the SUV, showered,
painted, walked my dog, went to the store
and hand studded a pair of shorts.

It feels awfully nice being productive.
I’m still coughing and having sinus trouble :[
but I have until Wednesday to feel better.
Blehhh.

I thought some of you might appreciate just how dumb I really am.

I blame it on not feeling well.

My name is Jenova and I approve of Nico [Beatastic]
<3

This is the “Bailey I swear to fucking god you better not take a picture of me or I will fucking kill you dead” face.

Oh my god.
If Trevor ever see’s that I posted this, he is going to kill me.
I tried to be really sneaky…and it didn’t work.
I totally got hand checked.

I JUST CAN’T HELP IT.
YOU SHOULD SEE THE ONES I TOOK OF HIM STUFFING HIS FACE
AND OF HIM BEING EXCITED.
They are perfect.

I better start planning my funeral now.

I’m really attractive when I’m sick.
Obviously.

The Android tablet I bought my mom sucked,
so I took it back and got her the Kindle Fire instead
which is the only reason I’m wearing makeup and actual clothing.
First world problems.

My split hair colors also make it look like I’m two completely different people depending on which side you’re looking at o_O

This beautiful girl..is just so fucking special to me.
It’s been six years since we first met,
and I just love her so much.
Every single time someone hurts her..I just want to annihilate them.
If I could protect her all of the time I would.
She deserves so many lovely things in life.

Sweet lady kisses<3

No matter how much hair I cut off…it’s just like a monster that consumes everything.

But that is a real..actual smile that is on my face,
and that doesn’t happen very often.

I wish my phone hadn’t have been dead so I could have recorded her while she was drunk and in the backseat of the car singing.
:3